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Lazy Wet Thursday Without the Metaphors

Why didn’t I make this GIF sooner, it applies to basically everything.

Someone asks to borrow your computer when you’re in the middle of scrolling Tumblr:

Someone enters your room and then leaves without shutting the door:

Someone talks about plans with someone else that don’t include you, in front of you:

The Princess you turned into a swan won’t marry you, so now you have to trick and kill her boyfriend:

I feel as though in a lot of ways, I owe a good chunk of my happy childhood VHS memories to Liz Callaway.

Megabussin’ it up.

Pretty sure that the kid behind me can totally see my screen, and is watching me write this.

Just for that, I think I’m gonna watch The Swan Princess for the second time in two weeks.

You’re gonna love it, dude!

theladyoftime:

Lazy Wet Thursday Without the Metaphors: The Swan Princess Drinking Game

boston-ivy:

*Drink must be some type of cocktail or mixed beverage using Grey Goose vodka*

  • A swig every time “Odette!” is shouted
  • Finish your drink every time the phrase “vow of everlasting love” is said
  • Sing along to every song, whoever misses the most words has to finish their drink
  • A swig every time…
  • A swig every time the Great Animal is mentioned, and finish your drink when the Great Animal appears on screen.
  • A swig every time the word “swan” is mentioned or a swan-shaped object is spotted.
  • A swig every time someone says the phrase “it’s not what it seems”

The Swan Princess Drinking Game

*Drink must be some type of cocktail or mixed beverage using Grey Goose vodka*

  • A swig every time “Odette!” is shouted
  • Finish your drink every time the phrase “vow of everlasting love” is said
  • Sing along to every song, whoever misses the most words has to finish their drink
  • A swig every time Bromley stutters or yells
  • A swig anytime Rogers verbally shuts. someone. DOWN. (best character in the movie, y/y?)
  • You must shout “THE VOW I MADE WAS FOR HER!” along with Derek at the end
  • A swig every time The Great Animal is mentioned, finish your drink when it appears at the end
  • A sip every time the transformation sequence is shown
  • A dramatic swig every time the phrase “it’s not what it seems!” is said

Feel free to reblog with more suggestions!

Brilliant, beguilling, the smiling brigade/Princesses on parade!

Brilliant, beguilling, the smiling brigade/Princesses on parade!