But seriously, what if Facebook actually did this.
Meeting Boys at Parties
By Samantha Dupler
1. Primating
Here we have the human male in his natural nocturnal habitat. Half-past midnight and half-drunk on vodka shots. Note the stubble peppered atop his jawline and chin, and the permanent stench of generic brand “body spray” forming an almost visible cloud around his head: it is said that both are used to attract females of the species.“So, uh, I’m Eric!”
“What?”
“I said, I said I’m Eric, my name’s Eric.”
“What? I just, the music, I can’t…what?”
“Eric, my name is Eric.”
…Why not?
Mathilda: “Is life always this hard, or is it just when you’re a kid?”
Léon: “Always like this.”
The Swan Princess Drinking Game
*Drink must be some type of cocktail or mixed beverage using Grey Goose vodka*
- A swig every time “Odette!” is shouted
- Finish your drink every time the phrase “vow of everlasting love” is said
- Sing along to every song, whoever misses the most words has to finish their drink
- A swig every time Bromley stutters or yells
- A swig anytime Rogers verbally shuts. someone. DOWN. (best character in the movie, y/y?)
- You must shout “THE VOW I MADE WAS FOR HER!” along with Derek at the end
- A swig every time The Great Animal is mentioned, finish your drink when it appears at the end
- A sip every time the transformation sequence is shown
- A dramatic swig every time the phrase “it’s not what it seems!” is said
Feel free to reblog with more suggestions!
I made this.
