Took me a sec.
Ace smoke to.
Meeting Boys at Parties
By Samantha Dupler
1. Primating
Here we have the human male in his natural nocturnal habitat. Half-past midnight and half-drunk on vodka shots. Note the stubble peppered atop his jawline and chin, and the permanent stench of generic brand “body spray” forming an almost visible cloud around his head: it is said that both are used to attract females of the species.“So, uh, I’m Eric!”
“What?”
“I said, I said I’m Eric, my name’s Eric.”
“What? I just, the music, I can’t…what?”
“Eric, my name is Eric.”
Prunce Derpick.
The Bachelor Recap: Episode 2
I’m not the biggest fan of reality television.
Most of the time, I flat-out can’t stand it, which is the case with most MTV/VH1-type shows, like Teen Mom or Jersey Shore or something else involving teenagers making poor decisions. Other times, I legitimately fall in love with one, like the criminally underrated The Mole or On the Lot.
But there’s one show in particular that has a very special distinction, for it encapsulates perfectly everything that a reality television show should be, by striking that perfect balance between sincerity and absurdity: which is, to say, 97% ridiculousness with a dash of sanity sprinkled between commercial breaks.
Bachelor recap goes up tomorrow!
I have no idea when you should expect to see them from now on, I’m gonna aim for Thursdays, but they will probably be posted every Friday, due to having to watch it a day later for GIFs/schoolwork/general life things.
But for now:
Hmmm…
HMMM…
HMMM.
Josh Gro…Ben?
EDIT: RECAP IS HERE!
Meeting Boys at Parties
By Samantha Dupler
1. Primating
Here we have the human male in his natural nocturnal habitat. Half-past midnight and half-drunk on vodka shots. Note the stubble peppered atop his jawline and chin, and the permanent stench of generic brand “body spray” forming an almost visible cloud around his head: it is said that both are used to attract females of the species.
“So, uh, I’m Eric!”
“What?”
“I said, I said I’m Eric, my name’s Eric.”
“What? I just, the music, I can’t…what?”
“Eric, my name is Eric.”
