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The newly-learned term of the day is “Emerson Eyes”

kassieking:

past-andthepending:

boylstonn:

E·mer·son Eyes

n.
1. A malady that tends to affect most heterosexual Emerson females upon deprivation of heterosexual male contact due to the lack of straight men at school; usual signs of Emerson Eyes include but are not limited to instantaneous attraction to otherwise unsightly men, or anything phallic shaped, in result of masculine starvation.

Used in the context:

Mimi: Goddamn, that boy is fine.
Roommate: Mimi, that’s a hobo.
Mimi: Well, fuck. What about him over there? I’d hop on that.
Roommate: Mimi, that’s a fire hydrant
Mimi: I give the fuck up.

i feel you, girl.

Remind me to tell you all my stories about dating gay guys. 

Whyyyy does everyone think that there are no straight guys here, that is the biggest bunch of baloney ever.

(Source: faptizing)

  1. malzapalooza reblogged this from boston-ivy and added:
    Lol.
  2. boston-ivy reblogged this from kassie-in-neverland and added:
    Whyyyy does everyone think that there are no straight guys here, that is the biggest bunch of baloney ever.
  3. audreyblair reblogged this from kassie-in-neverland
  4. caylsbo reblogged this from itisweirdtheycallyouthat and added:
    most hetero floor on campus. and under a quarter of the population is female.
  5. itisweirdtheycallyouthat reblogged this from kassie-in-neverland and added:
    Well, film majors here do have a majority straight male population… just gonna throw that out there…..
  6. kassie-in-neverland reblogged this from theadventuresofkidcatastrophe and added:
    Remind me to tell you all my stories about dating gay guys.
  7. luvalwysheather reblogged this from faptizing
  8. curlsandfrecks reblogged this from theadventuresofkidcatastrophe and added:
    So happy I don’t have to suffer from this!
  9. supercracktastic said: XD I understand the fire hydrant though, red is sexy.
  10. faptizing posted this