The newly-learned term of the day is “Emerson Eyes”
E·mer·son Eyesn.1. A malady that tends to affect most heterosexual Emerson females upon deprivation of heterosexual male contact due to the lack of straight men at school; usual signs of Emerson Eyes include but are not limited to instantaneous attraction to otherwise unsightly men, or anything phallic shaped, in result of masculine starvation.Used in the context:Mimi: Goddamn, that boy is fine.
Roommate: Mimi, that’s a hobo.
Mimi: Well, fuck. What about him over there? I’d hop on that.
Roommate: Mimi, that’s a fire hydrant
Mimi: I give the fuck up.
i feel you, girl.
Remind me to tell you all my stories about dating gay guys.
Whyyyy does everyone think that there are no straight guys here, that is the biggest bunch of baloney ever.
- malzapalooza reblogged this from boston-ivy and added:
- boston-ivy reblogged this from kassie-in-neverland and added:
- audreyblair reblogged this from kassie-in-neverland
- caylsbo reblogged this from itisweirdtheycallyouthat and added:
- itisweirdtheycallyouthat reblogged this from kassie-in-neverland and added:
- itisweirdtheycallyouthat likes this
- kayleemb likes this
- mayorails likes this
- audreyblair likes this
- ruledbykbot likes this
- kassie-in-neverland reblogged this from theadventuresofkidcatastrophe and added:
- sydneynoelle likes this
- luvalwysheather reblogged this from faptizing
- curlsandfrecks reblogged this from theadventuresofkidcatastrophe and added:
- thegadaboutsledger likes this
- ohdeerling likes this
- supercracktastic said: XD I understand the fire hydrant though, red is sexy.
- supercracktastic likes this
- faptizing posted this